The Unit of Intelligence “Atika”

What is Atika?

For a long time, humans have competed against each other on their intelligence level but have had to depend on inaccurate means to measure their intelligence like board games, sports and IQ tests etc. but now, lets introduce you to the ultimate unit of intelligence called Atika!

With Atika you no longer need to play countless scrabble games against each and everyone you know to figure out how intelligent you are, just read this webpage and you are free with this trouble forever!

The Atika, symbol A, is a unit used to measure your intelligence. It can be used to measure anyone's intelligence, from infants to seniors of any gender.

To measure Atikas, you need to use an Atikammeter.

To purchase an Atikammeter, visit the Atikammeters.

How to use an Atikammeter?

1. Attach the Atikammeter to your head by clipping each one of the clips on the wires on each of your ears.
2. Press the big red round button on the bottom of the Atikammeter.
3. Wait for a green light to appear on the top of the screen.
4. In a few seconds, the screen will display your Atikas.
5. Determine the level of your intelligence with this chart.
6. Safely remove the clips from your ears.

History

The first proposal for the name of this unit was the “ akita ” proposed by non other than Mr.Arkin (my computer science teacher), a great computer science teacher at Victoria Park Collegiate Institute, Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

Later, a famous Arab scientist discovered “ Atika ” which means intelligent, noble, and pure.

Finally, this unit of measurement was named Atika after an intelligent student in Mr.Arkin's computer science class.

Important

• Make sure to eat well before using the Atikammeter as it may have mild side effects such as headaches.
• When clipping the wires to your ears, make sure to clip it only to your ear lobes and nowhere else.
• Always stand away from fluids when using the Atikammeter.
• Make sure to store the Atikammeter in a cool and dry place.